'Bred Crumbs

06.29.03 Caesar, You Fools · Pride Sandwich · Not So Amazing, Not So Race · Eating Out

06.22.03 shooting CrossWalk · "exciting offer on back!" · love letter to SCOTUS · why KFC dropped Jason Alexander

06.15.03 redneck trance party · one commute, four ramblings · contacts

06.08.03 damn fake bed commercials · damn Republican regime · "The fire's ready" · improving Letterman · how people meet

06.01.03 yoga jokes · downloadable vision

05.25.03 Doritos disclaimer

05.18.03 MatrixSpeak and 100 Smiths · local Emmys

05.11.03 New Orleans · "some sensuality" in 2 Fast 2 Furious · the Mr. Personality Dancers!

05.04.03 SARS: single-minded media

04.27.03 bracing for the local Emmys · Ben Browder faces American TV · "United States of Whatever"

04.20.03 assaulted by folk music · computer screens on TV shows · Yahoo! banner-ad gibberish

04.13.03 Central Freeway demolition photos · The Royal Tenenbaums · Spike TV · taxes and rebates

04.06.03 Patriot Act pop-up-ad late entry · "touching is always dangerous"

03.30.03 24 / Phone Booth home game · "Drifter Sweater" · losing things · "Demolition Celebration" · hormonal core breach

03.23.03 Anger Management graffiti · spring · The Onion prognostication · bad mystery-virus headline · Farscape's end, and changing TV · 'Bred Crumbs vs. spam · biggest Afro ever

03.16.03 life and war · dumb asshole protesters · Internet radio

03.09.03 fries, french and freedom · dental interruption · Third Eye really blind · pirates and monkeys

03.02.03 euphemistic change · low-Kleenex warnings · a case for war · traffic justice not done · Thee Parkside

02.23.03 Mr. Rogers · no to Yes on hold

02.16.03 Fox programming executives · more Sealab

02.09.03 best of The Simpsons · Kentucky tackles the digital divide

02.02.03 dental ordeals and Everwood · liberal dilemma · Happy Tree Friends

01.26.03 Towers beats Clones · bead behavior

01.19.03 twice-told bad-movie joke · Bea Arthur's no drillthrall · diamond oppression · record-industry doom · Justin Timberlake jams with the Lips!

01.12.03 anti-war rally · California quarter choices · Skittles · confused penguins · Quotes of the Week

01.05.03 The Most Intriguing Web Searches That Led to 'Bred Crumbs in 2002 · misdirected, poor-English shoe request · Sci-Fi gets defensive about Farscape · TouchGraph Google Browser · instant book correction · introducing the iFridge

12.29.02 rural New Year's adventure · momspit

12.22.02 Lifetime Movie Title Generator

12.15.02 The Two Towers review · Nemesis gets naked · "Creed-free hour"

12.08.02 Theme-park "international" warning signs · which Street Fighter am I? · goodbye, Scott

12.01.02 Thoughts on writing · Tech TV, dumb ads · TiVo thinks you're gay · NFL blames videogames · Maxaroni=Poochie

11.24.02 Scenes from the Richmond Bart Station · Thanksgiving · finishing the novel · vaguely dirty pictures

11.17.02 Bad baby names · Pet Psychic · Clarification Among Our Youth

11.10.02 The Fellowship of the Ring's conference-room scene · GTA Vice City praise and bugs · Rock Paper Scissors World Championship · Cher's song pitches

11.03.02 National Novel Writing Month: update and excerpt · election aftermath, and naming propositions · shoddy Headline News · 6x optical

10.27.02 Halloween Jedi study · Enter National Novel Writing Month · Enter GTA Vice City · Blogger hacking · subversive M&M's · "Pitt seeks probe of himself"

10.20.02 Florida · Ugly American caps · war-protest head injuries · coffee in Congress · bubble-wrap dodging · "Law School Roommates"

10.13.02 Blue Angels · side effects · sampo · Punch-Drunk hyphenation

10.06.02 Castro Street Fair · The Amazing Race, Bible golf, and Kentucky hockey teams · Will & Grace jump the shark, cont. · silver serving trays · New York Times Electronic Edition

09.29.02 musical nostalgia · Pets' Letters to God

09.22.02 Critical Mass: bicycles vs. cars · DFilm · Reese Witherspoon's geographic confusion · Savage Steve Holland

09.15.02 not everybody loves Raymond · Fail TV Preview · Freekstyle impatience · commercials that "lick"

09.08.02 save Farscape · gay rasslin' non-wedding · The Anniversary

09.01.02 Farscape gets frelled · live "on film" · menstruating Batman

08.25.02 Real World whining · RIP Betamax

08.18.02 rattling lightsabers · slipcover geniuses · commission- wraiths

08.11.02 Sonnetblog begins · high-end jeans care

08.04.02 San Francisco's powerless charm · Lord of the Rings DVDs · open letters to annoying conglomerates · Ben Folds · Signs · site redesign

07.28.02 a few short items containing long names

07.21.02 the cheerful walking penis, Part 2

07.14.02 the cheerful walking penis · protecting apostrophes and hyphens · St. Elsewhere, Moonlighting, and Tim Robbins · your No. 1 source on the Web for photos of garden gnomes

07.07.02 Chicago remixed · Crank Yankers, suicide incentive

06.30.02 Pride 2002: Ian McKellan and Cher in the escalator

06.23.02 the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival and the bathroom-line experiment · the Pledge "under God" · binoculars in movies · Powerpuff's "frenetic" rating

06.16.02 trip to the birthplace, plus airports and country fans · Ben Browder's faux It listing · "international" signs · eclipse photo

06.09.02 Robbie and the 36-pound carp · five-year-old Netscape 4, be gone

06.02.02 Star Wars Episode II review · my link to Bruce and Demi · God and Jesus: whom do you trust?

05.26.02 Coke and spite

05.19.02 exhibitionist neighbor, Part 3 · praise for TeeVee · Mike Piazza's straight!

05.12.02 my earthquake routine, and California as seen by CNN · radio update: Party 92.7 · Diabolik inexplicably revered

05.05.02 exhibitionist neighbor, Part 2 · the trauma of radio format change · Will & Grace jump the shark? ·Spider-Man and The Scorpion King · Friday Night oddities · Atlantis everywhere · hail "Hella Good"

04.28.02 Orlando Spider-man Story (a co-production with thedailydewayne.com) · Blue's Clues: Steve vs. Joe · the Diabolik soundtrack

04.21.02 buy gas, help a terrorist · gay Survivor jerk

04.14.02 a photo of me · "beautiful"

04.07.02 relationship exit interview · adventures at the sci-fi con

03.31.02 exhibitionist neighbor · Touched by an Angel "sci-fi"

03.24.02 Starburst mystery flavor · Musée Mechanique on the move, Part 2 · watching Mrs. Butterworth's weight · "thumbs are the new fingers"

03.17.02 aggressive telemarketer · "LOL ROFL" license plate

03.10.02 Things I Like the Idea of But Don't Like in Reality · grumpy pasta patrons · DVD-box design boredom · International Male catches up · fun Ikea game · The Morning Fix

03.03.02 San Francisco video promos · Jet Li and vaginal cream

02.24.02 Kevin Smith's The Flying Car · Musée Mechanique on the move · movie ratings fun · Winter Olympics apathy · Amazon baby sale · Jackie Chan's Metal Mayhem

02.17.02 Enron · California numbers its exits

02.10.02 the end of Dojo Fabuloso · San Francisco election campaign variety · Stargate SG-1

02.03.02 Super Bowl commercials and the return of cynicism · a case for downloading · self-esteem · a money-making idea for Ben and Matt

01.27.02 Brotherhood of the Wolf: Mark Dacascos and "a style all its own" · live-action Tick · Ashcroft's statue censorship

01.20.02 Ignore Valentine's Day · signs of my rapidly accelerating geekiness · yogurt · the Paula Zahn sound-effect debate · monkey cocaine

01.13.02 the Visit All the States in Your Lifetime game · hobbit personal ad · shirtless-firefighter contradictions

01.06.02 the 25 Most Intriguing Web Searches That Led to 'Bred Crumbs in 2001 · stranger on a train

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