'Bred Crumbs

12.30.01 high praise for the Lord of the Rings movie · new year, new workspace · the advantage of the middle ground · money from California · Zorro

12.23.01 the holiday in review: plush Cthulhu, SSX Tricky Brodi love, sidewalk encounters, Willow-Happy Days links · Tim's Laws of Holiday Shopping: country mice in the city and the high-pressure peacock-feather salesman · Person of the Year: Time chickens out

12.16.01 Trekkies' Gabriel writes · Michael Rosenbaum and Sean Astin · Ralph Bakshi whines · Linkin Park, testostorock boy band · Southern Baptists push Muslim conversion · "off the hinges" · hydra to-do list · nickels vs. dimes

12.09.01 grits · three-month anniversary letter to Bush · gay entertainment spending since Sept. 11 · twisted prudes · city attorney runoff · work Pepsi crisis

12.02.01 my first home repair project · Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movie concerns · two Moulin Rouge observations

11.25.01 Tick update: "a work in stupid"

11.18.01 adding in time · steak for Thanksgiving · Christmas too early

11.11.01 five years in SF · Trekkies' Gabriel · rainy-day bus-stop adventures · Harry Potter? No, Please Don't Stop · Kris Obsorn and Matthew Chance · Final Fantasy DVD · ER episode template · the end of Ice-T's cred

11.04.01 the new Tick · so much for patriotism

10.28.01 Halloween 2001 · The Sixth Sense: the series · good things about the Yankees

10.21.01 scenes from a weekend · shoe stupidity · Bee Gees covers · 'Bred Crumbs goes liquid · Riding Boys in Cars

10.14.01 how are things gay? · more Enterprise bashing · how the left went wrong · 'thrax jitters · pessimism vs. optimism

10.07.01 Dubya or The Tick? · provacative but disturbing Smallville poster · Real Cop or Play Cop · asshole athlete antics · goodbye to Backstreet Boy preferences · "baby construction camp"

09.30.01 alternative news media · Salman Rushdie and shaming the ultraleft · Folsom Street Fair · PBS "membership opportunity" · bread and penises

09.23.01 the uncomfortable middle · Enterprise bashing · new morning routine · Jeffrey Steingarten's assistant · Subway's Jared · Krispy Kreme advances · The Time Tunnel in the Khyber Pass · Space: 1999

09.16.01 comic relief from International Male · Geeks Observed in Their Natural Habitat · fear, the Internet, and truth · rare praise for Dubya · anchorwoman graffiti · my anagram

09.09.01 That Day: silence, rumors, no blood-giving by gays, and moving forward

09.02.01 less-than-Successories · Catholic sports figures · Golden Gate Tunnel · age reminders

08.26.01 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: the verdict · V on DVD: the verdict · the new neighborhood: Mission Dolores, the lingering Grateful Dead and the Indian Sound Machine · sexual-orientation identification quiz · contact-lens paradox · Wil Wheaton · denim debacle

08.19.01 Fugitives and fire safety in Reno · Barry Bonds, jerk · The West Wing · "Because I Got High" · Clerks on basic cable

08.12.01 Farscape evangelism · favorite Canadian sights · seeing Jim Kelly on a bad flight · fleeing San Francisco and blaming the dot-coms · acupuncture · Al Gore's beard · Laurel Wellman

08.05.01 'Bred Crumbs on the road: Toronto, Montréal, and Buffalo · Bad Face Vacation

07.29.01 Bad Hair Vacation · Jay and Silent Bob fever · GLAAD vs. Kevin Smith · Planet of the Apes and the Land of the Lost connection · cable incompentence · the Digital Millennium Copyright Act · re-org excess · French · the prominence of "whoredom"

07.22.01 redesign · the McCartney-Mariah connection · porn decor · troubled attack cat · cuddling to V · Rembrandt's Anna Karenina (a dream) · summer in The City

07.15.01 bad Lord of the Rings merchandise ideas · bad fortune cookies · state-flag designs · A.I., the movie that doesn't know when to stop · Haley Joel Osment's future · the Webbys

07.08.01 bye-bye Buff Bagwell · the competitive marketing of water · gay online casinos · San Francisco microclimates

07.01.01 MST remembrance and Let's Bowl · Belief-O-Matic and the Political Compass · the celebrity value of my birthday · Klingon movie dialogue · the persistence of the Doctor Who theme

06.24.01 DSL! New couch! Boyfriend! · Star Trek homophobia · double-Crichton days on Farscape · real-life Sliding Doors · real-life stage monitors · Bon Jovi redux · "hoobub"

06.17.01 emotional roller coasters · new-home needs · brown-delivery-service failure · South Park bashing · Dojo makes the Advocate · Bye-bye Estalella

06.10.01 Roller coasters and joining a joke at Great America · radio · daylight savings time · the Cubs do something right for once · the Mentzers' bizarre bodybuilding deaths · "death penalty," euphemism for killing

06.03.01 Scorpio characteristics · Tolkien insight · on the set of The Sweetest Thing · Local H · kilts and pantyhose for men · pop-under annoyance and stopping it · hating the Corrs

05.27.01 everything changes · stylus orientation · "Do not challenge the gates"

05.20.01 searching madness: gay baseball players and Bobby Estalella · Memento and 'blogging · straights going gay · good Voyager fanfic · "Badminton depends on You!"

05.13.01 liberation through homeownership · "like," everything · dead TV regulars · bad stock-market analysis · zodiac as excuse for behavior · Blogger praise · Douglas Adams' passing

05.06.01 Acting reflections · Dojo recognition · gifts from the government of California · sleazy e-marketing · Limp rhyming · A Knight Stale

04.29.01 Tostitos vs. Doritos · American Gladiators vs. Battle Dome (Turbo ... O'Dell ... sigh) · Slinky instructions · unsettling condom display · raccoon navigation · Nader rage · chemical spill · wood theft · dirt exchange · friendly fucking off

04.22.01 stalking songs · acts of confidence · the Maintenance Wizard

04.15.01 The 'Bred Crumbs Favorite Words Countdown · Wonder Woman! and a crush on Phil Jimenez · the offensive absurdity of Voyager's crusade for hologram rights · authoritativeness through abbreviations · the World Championship of Hand Hygiene · a bad website

04.08.01 the Sifl &l Olly "Panda Song" · Jason Sehorn TV listing obsession · some links

04.01.01 Buzzkill the PowerPuff Boy · patterns in square tiles · Jason Sehorn TV listing · "free spelling" · economic nonsense · "gradually reinventing myself"

03.25.01 Guster and Great Big Sea and concert etiquette · the acting bug bites · disturbing piñata play · unfortunate Oscar utterance · Bay views · return of the Aural Faves · "oversnooze" · more Web ad bashing

03.18.01 the hunky boys of summer · fortune-cookie wisdom · Farscape: hooked · St. Patty's · strange sentences

03.11.01 gays and and lefties and heridity and tests · fabulous Army berets · fun with bumper stickers, Japanese translations, and drink prices at Dave & Buster's · Betty Bowers Is a Better Christian Than You · choking

03.04.01 HeroMachine

02.25.01 men's-room chatter, part 2 · the Swedish Metallica-Dojo Fabuloso connection · Seattle and San Francisco, twin cities · more reality-show bashing · Web ad bashing · the bizspeak virus is caught

02.18.01 John Rocker, homophobe hottie · the art of 'blogging · Pie Delivery System · Grammy grousing · the Voyager manifest · Bash Tom Morello Week

02.11.01 San Francisco weather wimps, cont. · the millennium, cont., plus perspective · bear market in advertising · your workplace, bodily fluids, and you · chupacabra!

02.04.01 misguided marketing in Maui · adventures in Safeway

01.28.01 ridiculous corporate terms for "customer-service employee" · the millennium still sucks · Godzilla vs. Megalon · ineffectual middle management at Pasta Pomodoro · "family-friendly" reality shows · the new and awful ew.com

01.21.01 The Tick, gay voice talent, and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians · the insidious link betwnee Don Quijote and Malcolm in the Middle · mini-rants on energy, Bush, the Super Bowl, and Patrick Swayze · paper-cup maintenance

01.14.01 laundromat fun · men's-room chatter · Crouching Tiger, Hidden disappointment · O Brother, did Entertainment Weekly screw up · Lust for Shuffleboard · she is woman, hear her build

01.07.01 'Bred Crumbs unveiled · the millennium sucks · MST3K, still there · the 'Bred Crumbs Getting Thanked Game · storTrooper avatars · Fun with the Housing Crisis in San Francisco · winter weather tips for San Franciscans · Jann Tremor · something not to think about Alan Greenspan

12.31.01 "a demographic of one" · the millennium begins · the beginning of Farscape obsession · Black Scorpion · the curse of my love · secret bus stops · "The Dating Capital of the World" · "a seagull's ass for you"

12.24.00 attack seagulls · Xmas music · slide guitars

12.17.00 the beginning

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