'Bred Crumbs

11.27.05 In Which a Nationally Televised Mention of a Particular Kentucky Restaurant Makes Me Sound Like Religion Coverage on ESPN

11.13.05 I Will Treasure Your Halitosis Always

10.23.05 Who Says the San Francisco Music Scene Is Dead?

10.09.05 The iPeror's New Clothes · When the Wheel Says Bankrupt

10.02.05 I Bet Even VH1 Can't Hum It · But Before the Cherry Event, the Chastity Event

09.25.05 Random Act of Findness · The Answer Is Not 42 · Curbed, Without Enthusiasm

09.18.05 Why Hasn't Preparation H Jumped on This One? · Sour Cream "in Bed" · Vacation, Had to Get Away

07.17.05 Burritopedia

07.10.05 Circumnavigation

07.03.05 Turning the Downward Arrow Forward · Spare-arm-ageddon

06.26.05 Bother of the Pride

06.19.05 Don't Stop Unbelieving · While You Were Not Too Worn Out

06.12.05 "Making Love" in the Street · No Injuries, But Plenty of Passion

06.05.05 Money Business

05.22.05 Humor for Viewers Like You · Quizzical Graffiti

05.15.05 Raymond's Gone, and I'm Not So Blue

05.08.05 To Everything ... (Or, Nothing for Three Weeks, Then This?)

04.10.05 Can You Hear Me Bitching Now? · D(entist)-Day

04.03.05 Or Am I Just Thinking of "Escalator"? · One Arch Bishop

03.20.05 Venture Capital

03.13.05 Clapman and Robin · Pronoun of Power

03.06.05 Photo-synthesis

02.27.05 Magic Digits of Avoidance · My Best Oscar Riff Ever

02.20.05 States of Excitement · Deja VieW · Opposite-of-hyper Links · Tired, Dead

02.06.05 Then We Just Chilled at the Cemetery for a While

01.16.05 3,067 Words

01.09.05 Off the Island · Search Me Four Times

01.02.05 Ten of These Things Are Not Like the Other

12.26.04 '05 for Frightening

12.19.04 More Fun with International Symbols: No Legs to Stand On

12.12.04 Entergeekment Tonight · Bureau of Bureaucracy · You Can't Say "Blog" Without "Blah"

11.21.04 Flipping Off an Old Friend

11.14.04 Less Than a Woman · CrossWalk of Fame

10.31.04 The Inevitable Post-election Entry · Horns of a "Dilemna" (The Obligatory Election Entry) · The Charley Horse I Rode In On

10.17.04 Things That Go Beep in the Night

10.10.04 Then Where Is He Stupid? · Science of the Times

10.03.04 When Categories Fail

09.12.04 Vintage Philly Beefcake, at Thrift-store Prices

09.05.04 Tales of the Playa

08.29.04 No Sleep Till Gerlach

08.22.04 I Get It: They're All Movies · Last Overly Literal Smartassery: This

08.15.04 Thought Bubbles II: The Cutening

08.08.04 Thought Bubbles

08.01.04 Belligerent Buddies

07.25.04 I'm the Butt of an Author's Jokes! I'm the Butt of an Author's Jokes! · Amish in the Shitty · Grand Slam of Incompetence

07.18.04 Pad Dao Jones

07.11.04 Purple States, Unite! · Bad Websites on Parade; Or, "You Can't Leave the Group"

07.04.04 Star (of a Low-budget DV Short) Search · Mark Your Farscape Calendar

06.27.04 With Support Like This ... · Rambling Obligatory Pride Report

06.20.04 Bill Collection

06.13.04 "Some Say I'm Robbing the Cradle, But I Say She's Robbing the Grave" · One-Might Stands · Real Life Movie Title Generator · Schmo Knows Editing

06.06.04 Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Biotechnology Ce Soir? · Focus Grope · There's No I in the Word Call

05.30.04 Arty Photos Are the New Cartoon Horses: 'Bred Crumbs v4.0 · Kneaded Release · Blue States, Red States, and Yellow States – the Drink Divide · Before You Check Engine, Check This

05.23.04 A Univers of Savings? · It's the (Unavailable) Cola · Expectations of Grief, and the Widows Who Flout Them · 'Bredy for Prime Time · Religion and iDolatry

05.16.04 Really Remote Control

05.09.04 Finally, Some Worthwhile Media Attention · Memories of Nashville III: I, Impala

05.02.04 Memories of Nashville II: Godsprawl

04.25.04 These Kids Today, with Their Ludicrous Disaster Movies and Snobby Comic Strips · Memories of Nashville I: Biscuits and Lazy

04.18.04 The Lame Parties Always End Early · If You Love Somebody, Take Down Their *!#% Scaffolding · Eowork · The One With the Giving Up

04.11.04 Nettrix · Uninteresting Development

04.04.04 Gay Marriage, Without All the Waiting · Cinemaspoilsport · Farscape: Home Wretched Home

03.28.04 L.A. Incidental

03.21.04 Skipping the Jersey Exit · Thinking Out Loud (With Something Cool in My Ear) · And You Thought the Paper Clip Was Bad · Fastest Answer Ever

03.14.04 Pronunciation Part 2: An Hissy Fit · So Say I

03.07.04 Nichemash · Picking Apart Websites So You Don't Have To

02.29.04 Chippy, the Super-Indecent Sea Lion · An Honor Just to Be Nominated · Spongmonkeys Redeemed · Leap Crumb

02.22.04 Lost in Thought · I Do Vs. You Can't

02.15.04 American Histery

02.08.04 Somebody's Probably Already Said It, and No One Should, But I Cannot Be Stopped · The Political Compass Revisited · On the Streets Where Once Was Pity · Are We Bugging You? We're Not Re-registering You

02.01.04 It's the Meat Filling · And You Wonder Why I've Quit Paying Attention to Football? · Oh, and No Foam Couches · Is the Movie Finally Over? How 'Bout the Game?

01.25.04 The One with the Deer Hunter · Winter, When the Scaffolds Are in Bloom · Spelljackers

01.18.04 The Machine That Changed 3 Percent of the Market · Liv and Let Lie · Flunking the Quizno's

01.11.04 It Might Be True in Neverland · The Mark of the Beast of (Minimal) Burden · Match Game Fans Are Blank Out of Luck · MST3K Minus 996 · Blow Me

01.04.04 Search Me (Vol. 3) · Cross Fire

12.28.03 The Serendipity of Shuffle · Boss Boom Bash · The Web Equivalent of Painting the Baseboards

12.21.03 Hobbit-foot-notes · Physical Unfitness

12.14.03 Marking Time to Minas Tirith · Rosie the Ravager

12.07.03 Please Allow Me This One Grinchly Rant · I Don't Even Hit the Down Arrow Most of the Time

11.30.03 Moore, Moore, Moore · And, of Course, Eyes White Shut · One Agitated Man

11.23.03 Extra Inches of Shame

11.16.03 The Symbol Life · Punch Line of a Joke Yet to Be Written · Fantastic with a Capital F · Wash Your Mouth Out with Conditioner, Young Man · Isn't There a Grammy Category for This? · Convention Update

11.09.03 Geekscape

11.02.03 Bass Bandits · Putting a Nice Face on It · Hour of Power (Not Cower) · More Than We Needed to Know

10.26.03 Hailoween · One Summer Dream · Crows in the Machine (For Dummies) · Clean-up, Aisle 2 · Through the Desert on a Site with Two Names

10.19.03 Give Them Two Days and One Room · The Network That's Just Overtired · Tonight's Television Topic · If the Name Doesn't Say It All, The Drawing Does · Pepsi Degeneration · Signs of the Times · Design of the Times

10.12.03 Drive-bys

10.05.03 The Phlegmatic 3000™ · Oasis · Snuffed · Gubernatorama, Day -1: A Rational Voice – and I Bet He Works Out · Gubernatorama, Day -2: California Out of Vietnam!

09.28.03 Gubernatorama, Day -3: No Facts, No Glory · School's Out · Gubernatorama, Day -4: It's Too Late for Job's Gift · Gubernatorama, Day -5: That Pathetic Parish Arsenal Couldn't Arm a Baby · Gubernatorama, Day -6: A Plea for the Uptrodden · Gubernatorama, Day -7: Companies Love People, That's Why They Set Them Free · Gubernatorama, Day -8: A B.S. in Shelf-Reaching, with a Minor in Carding · Things I Learned During Moving · Gubernatorama, Day -9: Logan's Run Campaign

09.21.03 Gubernatorama, Day -10: It's Ed, Not Ted · Putting the Ass in Mass Transit · Think Not of Women, Boys

09.14.03 Words from the Attic · At Low Low Prices! · Nuggets Without Reason · Parade of 'Holes · Well, They Watch CSI: Miami

09.07.03 Good Night, You Prince of Sealab · No-power Hours · News from the Front · Lies My Coupon Tells · Stores That Have Wronged Me, Part 2

08.31.03 Tarable News · Not Just Obscure, But Also Quite Unflattering

08.24.03 Stores That Have Wronged Me

08.17.03 Today's Lunch Special: One Soggy Orange and the Last Bud Light · You Must Remember This (Bitch) · I'm Looking Over, Oh, Some of That Interchange-shaped Grass · Aqua Clean Odor Force

08.10.03 Subtext Messaging · Shameless Self-promotion

08.03.03 My DJ Name: Cognitive D · Who's Laughingstock Now · Mocha in the Middle

07.27.03 Non-prescription Sleep Aids · Fun with Small Joysticks

07.20.03 Supply and Demanding · Commando Radio · Game of the Name · Outward-Snarling Dog

07.13.03 Chew as Directed · Fashion or Else · Customer Service Tip #382

07.06.03 The Odd Man and the Sea · Riding the Facial Fence

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