'Bred Crumbs

Search Me (Vol. 3)

'Bred Crumbs launched three years ago today, and we mark the occasion as always:

The Most Intriguing Web Searches That Led to 'Bred Crumbs in 2003

The rules:

• Searches included in previous years' lists are not eligible.
• By 2003, I mean Jan. 9, 2002-Jan. 8, 2003.
• This list is rated PG-13.

And the list:

20 old porn stars where are they now?

19 where can i buy halter tops in san francisco?

18 can you iron jeans?

17 sweeties in beijing car show

16 big colorful big wigs

15 conservative star trek actors

14 gay web sights that gay men can jerk off to

13 what the hell is this coffee mate

12 gnomes penis

11 a cartoon character and his wife saying goodbye to each other

10 soviet scissors mystery

9 ssx tricky fanfic

8 bug bites in eyebrows

7 hot sexy house wife in North Carolina

6 haley joel osment gay fanfic

5 homoerotic milk man

4 need to go to bathroom desperately

3 i hold it for him while he pees

2 toby keith asshole

1 song from the fast and furious movie but i don't know its title and name of singer.it's in the stage when the swat go to catch johny tran to the house

Near the end of the year, the longstanding popularity of Galen "Turbo" Tomlinson as a search topic began to decline. Sad. As they might say in Tolkien, the time of American Gladiators is fading; the time for, um, non-American Gladiatees is at hand.

Meanwhile, the search lists show a steadily growing interest in the supposed gayness of a certain pair of telegenic animal-friendly brothers. And the search query fairly oddparents porn has become disturbingly commonplace.

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Cross Fire

Suddenly, I love David Cross* – you know, in that way we always love people when we discover they share our opinions. The semi-obscure, politically engaged comic is a fierce Bush-battler, but he sees danger in the idiocies of the opposite fringe:

If all you do is spew this bumper sticker rhetoric and sputter these cute little catch phrases about how Bush is like Hitler, then you know you're a f*ckin' moron and yeah, that's distracting. But if you can articulate your reason and have a conversation and say, "Let me tell you why I hate Bush, and it's not because he's an evil guy," then hopefully, you won't be painted in a corner as a misfit.

I can almost even forgive him now for being the narrator on Oliver Beene.

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* Link via Metafilter; otherwise I probably never would have found it. I trust the likes of AlterNet little more than Fox News.

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