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01.31.03
From Box Office Mojo's chart of all-time top domestic grosses, as of yesterday:
As it should be.
01.26.03
She's not just showing her boobies for beads at Mardi Gras; she's symbolizing her moral commitment to free-market principles! So says a sociologist in The Tampa Tribune's analysis of bead behavior. (Link via Asciirock)
Several blocks away, there's a building where it looks like a veterinary office is on the floor above an ice-cream distributor. Perhaps its flavors include:
- French Poodle Vanilla
- Chow Chow Chocolate
- Orange Shar-Pei
- Bichon Freeze
- Neuterscotch
- Chocolate Chip Collie Dough
- Jack Russell Cherrier
- Peanut Butter & Worm Medicine Swirl
- Polly Wants a Caramel
- Rhodesian Fudgeback
- Cherries Gerbilee
- Kittens 'n' Cream
- Like a Persian?
- Neaferretan (not for sale in California)
- Chunky Monkey
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Last night, for the first time in ages, I saw a couple of episodes of Cops. Here's what I learned:
- North Las Vegas, Nevada, is populated by a surprising number of really stupid people.
- On the other hand, North Las Vegas is apparently free of actual, meaningful crime, leaving the police free to harass people on suspicion of having marijuana or hookers. (It's not unreasonable to suppose that the authorities object to these things out of deference to the sanctioned sinnery of the suburb's metropolitan overlord, non-north Las Vegas.)
- Everyone on the North Las Vegas police force is named Justin.
- To the male police and citizenry of North Las Vegas, there is perhaps nothing more "disgusting" than finding out that the woman you've picked up to "give a ride" is not a woman at all.
- If Nevada didn't exist, North Las Vegas would have to be in, oh, Mississippi.
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New best gay porn title: The Sum of All Rears. Though it pushes things a little by billing its star as "Ben Asslick."
I assume someone somewhere is working on The Porn Identity starring Matt Hardon.
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