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11.18.02
I just witnessed The Pet Psychic for the first time. The topic was a dog's lack of bladder control. The psychic diagnosed it based on what the dog's bladder "is telling me through my bladder."
I've rarely felt as strong an urge to destroy my televisions.
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When exactly did Steven Seagal become Jim Belushi?
Prepare to be amused and appalled as the site Not Without My Handbag reprints actual b-board postings seriously proposing really, really bad names for babies, with snarky comments added. Laugh and cry as parents who want to tag their offspring with the likes of Brooklynn, Heart Scarlett, Oleo, Kingston (a girl), Gabrielle (a boy), and Cinsere also tell us that "Riley is turning more and more into a girl's name" and ask questions such as, "I really like Freddie Prinze jr. [sic] and heard his father was famous and died tragically. What was his name?" (Link via The Morning Fix)
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I've never cared much for former sportscaster Keith Olbermann, but it's fascinating watching him spill his psychological guts in a wide-ranging apology on Salon. What he describes as his constant mental perspective may explain why he always seemed so smug on TV.
11.17.02
Clarification Among Our Youth:
20-ish Guy At Video Store on Friday Evening: The banks are way closed now.
Other 20-ish Guy At Video Store on Friday Evening: Are the banks hella closed now?
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