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03.21.02

I never expected to see this on a license plate in real life:

LOL ROFL
 
And I certainly never expected to see it on the back of a Buick.

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I am being stalked by a particularly aggressive telemarketer. Every single day for the last few weeks, I come home to find a message on my machine -- the same message. This is a recorded message of an important nature. Please call this number. It's not a sales or promotion call. Blah blah blah. No identification of caller or subject matter.

Well, a message of my own to whoever you are: I do not call numbers I can't identify. I don't respond to messages from unknown people about unknown things. If your matter is truly so dreadfully important, hows about you have an actual human being call me and leave a message telling me what specifically the matter is?

What's that? If you tell me who you are and what it's about, then I really won't call back?

Thought so.

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In the event that the combination of my prolonged absences of late and rumors in entertainment news has anyone's imagination racing, let me state clearly: I am dating neither Britney Spears nor Justin Timberlake.

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