'Bred Crumbs
06.26.03
[A love letter:]
I'll admit it. I doubted you. Fully. I expected the worst, had no reason to believe that you – or at least most of you – would come to your senses. After all, you arbitrarily installed Dubya into office, didn't you?
But amazingly, you have done the right thing, and with exquisite timing. You, the Supreme Court, have provided one of the finest gifts of all time, just in time for Pride.
Thank you, justices. My gratitude is so great that if I could, I would consent to have mutual adult relations with you. Yes, even you, O'Conner and Ginsburg.
But not you, Scalia. You can say you have "nothing against homosexuals" all you want, but by seriously even using the term "homosexual agenda," you have shown your true, ignorant colors.
Oh, and speaking of hate and ignorance, thanks especially to that asshole neighbor who call the Texas cops in the first place, just to spite two gay men. You are directly responsible for rectifying an old wrong and pushing the nation a big step forward toward full realization of the liberty it promises. I'd like to think that's what you intended all along.
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