'Bred Crumbs
11.01.02
A study conducted last night shows that, when presented with a man with short blond hair and a goatee in a short white robe and pants, wearing boots and carrying an $8 light saber, three people in a crowd of a quarter of a million will shout "Luke!" while three to four times that number will shout "Obi-wan!" and one poor brain-damaged slob will mutter "Hey, Han Solo."
While our brief tour was mostly enjoyable, Halloween in the Castro may have jumped the shark last night. There were way, way more people then can fit in the space, and too many of them were uncostumed, from out of town, and trashed by 10 o'clock, looking for fights or shouting "Wooooo!" every five seconds for no reason. Next year, Halloween's a Friday, and I'm looking for a private party.
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