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09.21.02

This list is as useless as they come, but I've got to ditch the Post-It I made it on, so I figure the Internet's as good a place to put it as any.

The 10 Impatience Subroutines That Freekstyle Videogame Character Deegan Displays If You Take Too Long to Set Him Up

  • Narrows eyes
  • Scratches head
  • Shrugs, looks to the left
  • Shrugs, looks both ways, motions "c'mon"
  • Looks both ways, admonishes
  • Looks to the right, claps twice as if to wake player
  • Cracks knuckles
  • Lunges forward, looks to the right, pounds fist against palm, shakes head
  • Performs "most muscular" bodybuilding poses
  • Has a sort of boxing seizure in which he spars with an imaginary opponent, then with his own chin, all accompanied by wacky sound effect

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