'Bred Crumbs

02:00 AM 'Bred Crumbs was unveiled one year ago today (though its entries begin earlier), and to celebrate the anniversary, the 'Bred Box, which was meant to hold non-'blog matter but has been closed for renovation for a while, is open once again. The things that were there before are back (check the menu on the right side of the Box), with the rankings of the state quarters updated. And there's a big new feature that will no doubt have you scrambling for your mouse: a tour of my hometown.

Also in a retrospective vein: perhaps the most fun part of checking site stats is seeing what weird-ass searches people are doing that lead them here. It pleases me that so many other people are also appreciative of hunky but little-known and now apparently discarded ballplayer Bobby Estalella, and it surprises me that months later, people are still chasing Brendan Lemon's Out magazine column (now offline) about his supposedly dating a major-leaguer. Other searches have been less common but more fascinating. So here, in an unholy merger of Letterman and People:

(Note: in almost no case here is the search a true indicator of the found content; in other words, just because the search led people here doesn't mean they got what they really wanted.)

25. muscle men tickle torture
24. an illustration of when states joined the union
23. zamboni icon
22. crouching tiger hidden dragon comb on sale
21. restroom requirements
20. prizeless girl
19. oral sex with nick carter
18. enema and nick carter
17. mamie van doren's weight
16. sex toy store in turkey
15. janeway porn
14. chubby gay drum corps
13. sucking grannies
12. disney employee motivation problems
11. female ejaculation dvds
10. pig girl contest
9. lord of the rings freudian analysis
8. mike tyson ferret
7. charlie brown burrito
6. international falls sucks
5. piehole origin
4. effects of yawn
3. rampant gay guys
2. godzilla vs megalon gay
1. euphemism from scratch

Jury Prize for Unique Search With Which We Are Most Down: ben browder leather